{"product_id":"napkin-im-old","title":"Napkin I'm Old","description":"Playful paper napkins printed with humorous retirement-themed quips, perfect for milestone birthdays and grown-up gatherings. The Napkin I'm Old from Drinks on Me features bold typography on contrasting pink and green panels and decorative circular motifs across the sheet. Lightweight disposable construction makes them easy to use for parties, brunches, or casual dinners. Bright colors and cheeky copy add a festive, tongue-in-cheek touch to any table setting.","brand":"Drinks on Me","offers":[{"title":"Purple \/ ONE_SIZE","offer_id":53558446719287,"sku":null,"price":6.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0706\/6622\/3927\/files\/napkin-i-m-old-purple-744e94fb.jpg?v=1794095469","url":"https:\/\/shoptiques.life\/products\/napkin-im-old","provider":"Shoptiques","version":"1.0","type":"link"}