Coaster Ears Sold
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A witty square coaster printed with the phrase “Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.” The Coaster Ears Sold is a hardboard coaster with a bold coral border and warm maroon center, finished for tabletop protection. Drinks on Me designed this cheerful dining accent to protect surfaces while sparking conversation. It’s an easy gift choice for housewarmings, dinner parties, or a playful bar cart display.
- Enjoy FREE standard shipping on boutique orders over $100. Shipping fees are calculated per boutique. For boutique orders under $100, flat rate shipping is available ($8 domestic, international orders calculated at checkout).
- Domestic orders ship via USPS and usually arrive within 2-4 business days.
- International orders ship via USPS and usually arrive within 3-7 business days. All international duties & taxes are included in the price.
Standard Return Period
- You have 14 days from the day you receive your package to return your purchase.
Return Options
- We offer two options for returns:
- FREE returns for store credit. Ship it back at no cost to you.
- Money back on original payment method. You’ll receive a full refund minus the return shipping costs of $6.
Coaster Ears Sold


